holy-punk:

how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old

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thdoctor:

does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment

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wartortles:

sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

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